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semi-demi-finals:

"Did you eat something that didn’t agree with you?" asked Bernard.

The Savage nodded. “I ate civilization.”

"What?"

"It poisoned me; I was defiled. And then," he added, in a lower tone, "I ate my own wickedness."

"Yes, but what exactly …? I mean, just now you were …"

"Now I am purified," said the Savage. "I drank some mustard and warm water."

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“‘The surrogate goes round slower; therefore passes though the lung at longer intervals; therefore gives the embryo less oxygen. Nothing like oxygen-shortage to keep the embryo below par?”’

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